Separated at Birth - Vladimir Guerrero Sucks at Talk Shows

Welcome to your retro, throw-back, old school Separated at Birth.  Vladimir Guerrero was once a crusher of baseballs and would place opposing pitchers' heads on stakes.  From his days with the Expos to the end of his career, Vlad hit baseballs so hard that I'm surprised none of them disintegrated before leaving the ballpark.  In his spare time, Vlad nightlighted as Arsenio Hall, the ever funny yet horrible talk show host.  There's really not much to say about this one that the pictures don't already say.  Just don't watch his talk shows, it's the same feeling as getting hit in the stomach by his bat.

                            Vlad                                                               Arsenio

Separated at Birth - Homer Bailey is Batman

One might ask, who is the Batman?  To the layperson, the obvious answer is Bruce Wayne.  These people are on the right trail, but the answer is not that simple.  The Batman is indeed Bruce Wayne; however, Bruce Wayne has an alter ego of his own.  I present to you, Homer Bailey, and he can't stay because he has to return some videotapes.  And if you don't believe me, he used to play for the Louisville Bats...really?  I'm not Sherlock Holmes here...

Bruce

Homer

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After you're done examining the evidence, you probably need to leave because Homer wants you off the F'ing set.

Seperated at Birth - Paul Janish is Late Night

Below, you, the reader, can view the stunningly brilliant smiles of two men with strikingly similar visages. Can one really tell the difference? To the undiscerning eye, they are but one man in very different choices in wardrobe, though one is no less exquisite than the other. A hint: One is former Cincinnati Red Stocking and current Braves shortstop Paul Janish in a pin striped suit, and the other is late night comedian and former host of The Man Show Jimmy Kimmel wearing--with aplomb--a very authentic looking Cincinnati Reds jersey.